Using Trump Logic With My Wife

Posted 12/21/2018

I told my wife that I wanted a new fence around our property. I got a couple estimates and selected one for $4,600.00. My wife told me that $4,600 was to much money to pay for a fence, but she agree, when I told her that our neighbors would pay for the fence.

She was very excited about our neighbors paying for the fence, and every time I said “Who is paying for the fence?” she chanted, “OUR NEIGHBORS WILL PAY”, “OUR NEIGHBORS WILL PAY”.

The big day came, and our new fence was installed. It is a beautiful fence, probably the most beautiful fence ever. My wife was confused however, when I wrote the Company that installed the fence a check for $4,600. She said, you told me “OUR NEIGHBORS WILL PAY”, to which I replied that they will, and I explained to her how they would:

“Our neighbors have trees, and their trees have leaves. Every year, the leaves from their trees blow into our yard, and we have to pay to have the leaves removed. The money that we will save because the fence will block the leaves from blowing into our yard will “indirectly” pay for the fence.”

She said ” You could probably get a Trump Supporter to believe that bullshit, but not me.”

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