The New York Times may have walked right into Donald Trump’s trap. They have claimed that Trump only paid $750 in taxes in 2016 and $750 in taxes in 2017. They also claimed that he did not pay any taxes in 10 out of 15 years, and that he has $421 Million Dollars in loans, which are due to be paid back within the next four (4) years.

News outlets are reporting that if Trump is holding the amount of debt the NY Times is claiming, he would not even qualify for a Security Clearance, if he were not the President. They claim that this amount of debt may cause him to be compromised, and beholden to the people, and Countries who are holding his loans.

In addition, the New York Times claimed that Trump deducted from his taxable income $70,000 for his haircuts while he was on the Apprentice. That claim is just crazy. Who in their right mind, would spend $70,000 Dollars to have their hair look like his does?

However, Trump may have a “Trump Card” to play. Trump may have them by the balls. Once and for all, he can finally prove that he was right all along about the “Failing” New York Times. Once and for all he can finally prove that the New York Times is “Fake News”.

Trump’s supporters will be dancing in the streets when Donald Trump exposes the New York Times to be the frauds he has always claimed they were.

I cannot believe the New York Times would be stupid enough to run this article about Donald Trump’s taxes. Didn’t they know how easy it would be for Donald Trump to prove that the NY Times were printing Fake News?

All Trump has to do to prove the New York Times to be Fake News, and expose them to the world as frauds, is to release his tax returns with the backup tax schedules that were used to put his returns together.

Has the NY Times walked right into Trump’s trap? Or has the NY Times now forced Trump to “put up or shut up”? If Trump refuses to make public his tax returns, he will look like he is the real Fake News, by not taking this opportunity to so easily prove the New York Times is wrong.

Will Trump take this opportunity to prove the NY Times is Fake News, or will Trump refuse to provide the proof, and prove to the American people that he is a Fake?

Will Trump prove that he has been a successful business man, or will he expose himself to be “America’s Welfare Queen”

This poll was posted on the Twitter profile of Donald Trump before Trump announced his Supreme Court nominee selection.

As we are all aware, when Supreme Court Justice Scalia passed away eight (8) months before the 2016 Election, Mitch McConnell aka Moscow Mitch refused to allow Barack Obama to fill the Supreme Court Seat. McConnell and the Republican Party claimed that the American people should have a voice in the decision, and the Supreme Court seat should be filled by the person who wins the 2016 Presidential election.

It did not bother McConnell or the Republican Party that the Supreme Court only has eight (8) Justices for a year. Things are different now in 2020. Trump anticipates a very close election and the possibility of him having to challenge the election results in court. Trump’s challenge would certainly end up in the Supreme Court, where he cannot risk having a 4-4 vote.

Trump needs a 9th Supreme Court Justice, and a Supreme Court Justice that he can count on to vote his way. As a result, the Republican Party no longer believes that the American people should have a voice in the decision. The Republican Party no longer believes a President cannot have a Supreme Court Justice confirmed by the Senate during an election year. The Republican Party no longer believes that the Supreme Court can operate with only eight (8) Justices.

The Republican Party is willing to allow themselves to be exposed in front of the American people, as the American people view endless amounts of TV footage showing these same Republicans saying the exact opposite in 2016 than they are saying now in 2020.

The Republican Party knew the American people thought they were lying in 2016, so why not prove to the American people that they were lying? Placing another far-right Justice on the Supreme Court far outweighs confirming to the American people, something that the American people already knew, they are LIARS!!!

This poll confirms that Trump’s twitter followers do not feel that Putin and Putin’s GOP should be allowed to select a 3rd Supreme Court Justice.

To: @realDonaldTrump

SHOULD PUTIN AND #PUTINSGOP GET A 3rd #SCOTUS PICK?

— Dennis R. Hill (@dennis0805a) September 22, 2020

Mr. Trump, thank you for taking the time to answer some questions for us today. We appreciate you breaking away from your very busy schedule.

Trump: Not a problem, I have a little time now, because the battery in my cell phone is charging.

Question: Will you need to stop this interview once your battery is charged?

Trump: Yes I will. I still have many tweets to send, since the Russian Security Services just provided me with a lot of new talking points.

Question: When you campaigned for office you promised to “Wipe-Out” the National Debt. How are you doing with that.

Trump: I realize that I have increased the National Debt by almost Seven (7) Trillion Dollars, but if I am re-elected, I definitely will “Wipe-Out” the debt.

Question: To accomplish that goal, you would need to run a Six (6) Trillion 700 Billion Budget Surplus every year. How can you do that?

Trump: We will reduce taxes, and the resulting economic activity will generate more tax revenue.

Question: Let me get this straight. The Federal Government only collects about 3.5 Trillion dollars per year, and you will need to run a 7.0 Trillion Dollar surplus, which is twice the amount of revenue the Federal Government receives, and your answer is to reduce taxes, so the government takes in less money?

Trump: Yes, it is complicated, but believe me, only I can do it.

Question: Forgive me for being a little slow here. I am struggling with this. What you are saying would be like a family making 1,000 Dollars a week, having 1,500 Dollars per week in expenses, but still somehow being able to save 2,000 Dollars per week. How can that happen?

Trump: It’s really quite simple, and this is an area which I have a lot of experience with, and let me say again, Believe me, only I can do it. I have a solid plan.

Question: Ok, I’ll bite, what is your plan?

Trump: The United States Of America needs to file for bankruptcy. It’s easy. I’ve done it six (6) times.

Question: How will bankrupting the United States help us.

Trump: Ok, let me explain. Like I keep saying, this is very easy for me. I’ve done it many times, so only I can do it. Bankrupting the United States will do the following:

1. Wipe-Out all of the loans we have with Banks and other Countries who are holding the loans for our debt.
2. Release us from all of the Social Security obligations we have with our Senior Citizens, and disabled people who are receiving benefits, but have one foot in the grave anyway.
3. Release us for all Medicare and Medicare obligations we have with Senior Citizens and disabled people.
4. Release us from all obligations we have with our Veterans who are receiving benefits, and we can shut down the entire Veterans Administration.
5. Release us from all obligations to our Federal Pension plans, which will stop us from having to pay pension benefits to any former or current Federal workers.

Question: How will these people live if we take away all Social Security benefits, Veterans benefits, Federal Pension Benefits, and also take away their Medicare and Medicaid benefits?

Trump: They can take out loans.

Question: How are they going to get any Bank in America to lend them money if they do not have any income to pay it back with?

Trump: You are correct. No American Bank will lend them money. No American Bank will lend me money, but they can do what I do.

Question: What do you do?

Trump: I use Russian Banks

Question: You want all of these Americans to borrow money from Russia? Is that your plan?

Trump: I gotta go. My cell phone battery is charged, and I just noticed that the failing New York Times has exposed just to Americans, that they pay more taxes than I do.

Question: It the NY Times article true?

Trump: I told everyone years ago that I hate to pay taxes. If the American people want to be “Suckers”, and pay their taxes, that is their problem, not mine.

Question: If you bankrupt the Country as you are suggesting, and then everyone refuses to pay their taxes like you, won’t that just increase the National debt again?

Trump: Oh shit, the NY Times just found out about the questionable 70 Million Tax Refund check I received. I gotta go.

This post is a parody.

The results of this recent poll posted on the Twitter Profile of Donald Trump could lead us to believe that Donald Trump is losing his influence with his Trump Supporters.

Reason #1: This poll indicates that only 45.6% of his supporters believe that Donald Trump could tell them to go to Hell, and convince them that they will enjoy the trip. This 45.6% who do believe Trump could convince them they would enjoy their trip to Hell, must be the same ones who will risk their lives and the lives of their families by attending Trump’s COVID-19 Super-Spreader Rally Events, and then go home to inject disinfectants into their bodies.

Reason #2: This poll indicates that Donald Trump cannot convince 54.6% of his supporters that they will enjoy their trip to Hell. There appears to be a crack in the armor of their Trump support. Are Trump Supporters starting to think for themselves? That would be a nightmare for Donald Trump. If Trump Supporters start think for themselves, there are all kinds of crazy ideas they might get. They might start thinking that the United States Constitution does apply to Donald Trump. They might start thinking that Russia interference with our elections is a bad thing. They might start thinking that COVID-19 was never a HOAX after all.

Reason #3: I received many comments about my incorrectly using the word “to” instead of the word “too” in the poll answer section. I tried to deflect their criticism by saying that I had attended Trump University, and they did not teach proper English there. In spite of that, they continued to call me out on my mistake.

Then it hit me. They never before cared about Donald Trump using “there” instead of “their” or “your” instead of “you’re” or “waist” instead of “waste” or any other time Trump has butchered the English language. If Trump’s supporters are now starting to care about the proper use of the English language, this is a definite sign that Trump is losing his influence with them.

FINAL RESULTS OF POLL:

To: @realDonaldTrump

Do you think Trump could tell his Supporters to go to hell, and convince them that they will enjoy the trip?

— Dennis R. Hill (@dennis0805a) September 22, 2020

The attached poll was posted on on the twitter profile of Donald Trump, so that his twitter followers could vote.

During the 2016 Presidential election, Donald Trump cried that he thought the election was going to be rigged. He was correct, Russia and Trump did rig it.

During this 2020 Presidential election, Donald Trump is again crying that he thinks the election will again be rigged. He is very upset that so many people want to vote, and definitely does not want every vote counted.

Donald Trump has threatened to not accept the results of the election, shit on the constitution, and refuse to leave office, if he does not win. He plans to challenge the results of the election if he loses, and has been planting the seeds for this plan with his conspiracy theories about voter fraud, and mail-in ballots.

One thing that Donald Trump is very good at is using the legal system. His skills in this area explain why we still have not seen his tax returns, and he was able to block witnesses from testifying before the House Impeachment hearings. Now with the help of the Attorney General, Bill Barr, who doubles as Trump’s defense attorney, there is no end to the possibilities Trump has at his disposal to fight the election results.

Knowing all this, I decided to check how Trump’s Twitter followers felt about Trump’s threat to shit on the Constitution, and I decided to poll them.

The exact question was:

If #Trump loses the 2020 Presidential Election, would you allow him to shit on the Constitution of the United States, by refusing refuse to leave office?

I was relieved that the poll results indicated that 96.7% of his Twitter Followers DID NOT support Trump’s threat to not accept the election results, and refuse to leave office. We should all breath a sigh of relief knowing that even Trump’s Twitter followers would not support this threat. Hopefully the American people, the Republican Party, and the Judicial system will not either.

THE FINAL RESULTS:

To: @realDonaldTrump

If #Trump loses the 2020 Presidential Election, would you allow him to shit on the Constitution of the United States, by refusing refuse to leave office?

— Dennis R. Hill (@dennis0805a) September 15, 2020

In a poll posted on the twitter profile of FOX NEWS, the Fox News twitter followers were ask who on Fox News spreads the most Russian misinformation campaigns for the Russian Security Services.

When the poll first started, Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson were running neck and neck. Then Sean Hannity kept increasing his lead and finally left Tucker Carlson in a very distant 2nd place.

Laura Ingraham did not even hit double digits coming in 3rd place.

Lou Dobbs finished in last place, and there were several comments from Fox News twitter followers asking “Who is Lou Dobbs?”

The big questions now are: Will Laura Ingraham and Lou Dobbs be replaced by Fox News for failing to promote enough of the Russian misinformation campaigns? Will Fox News take into consideration the fact that by supporting Donald Trump, Ingraham and Dobbs are still supporting Russian interests?

THE FINAL RESULTS:

To: @FoxNews

Who on @FoxNews spreads the most Russian Misinformation Campaigns for the Russian Security Service?

— Dennis R. Hill (@dennis0805a) September 4, 2020

For the latest Russian Misinformation Campaigns, tune into the Sean Hannity Show Monday through Friday on Fox News, which I believe, is proudly sponsored by the Russian Security Services.

TRUMP LOGIC:

1. I was going to have the largest job growth in history until I lost 22 Million Jobs.
2. I had 38 straight months of Job Growth. Obama only had 75 straight months of Job Growth.
3. I increased the DOW by 36% in only four years. It took Obama eight (8) years to raise the DOW by 149%.
4. Sure Obama’s numbers looked good. People compare his numbers to the Bush Recession he inherited. Anyone would look good compared to that. My numbers are compared to the “Great Economy” Obama left me. It is harder to look good compared to that.
5. I was going to “Wipe-Out” the National Debt until I lost almost seven (7) Trillion Dollars.
6. I had COVID-19 totally contained until 205,000 Americans died.
7. I was going to have Mexico pay for the Wall, until they refused to.
8. I was not going to have time to go golfing, until I found myself just wacking off on weekends.
9. I was going to release my Tax Returns, until I realized they might get me in prison.
10. I was going to testify before Mueller, before I decided to obstruct justice.
11. I had hired the “Best People“, before I turned them into the “Worst People”
12. I was going to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, until I realized it was not in my best interest to do so.
13. I was going to love, honor and obey all my wives, until I met other women.
14. I wanted to repeal and replace ObamaCare, but no one knew Health Care was so complicated.
15. I would have warned America about COVID-19 if I thought it would not effect the Stock Market.
16. I would have warned America about COVID-19 if I thought it would not effect my re-election.
17. If more people had attended my Inaugural, I would have had more people there than Obama.
18. If less people had voted for Hillary Clinton, I would have won the popular vote.
19. People say I never tell the truth, but I once said that Hillary Clinton would make a “Great President” some day.
20. People say I never tell the truth, but I once said my daughter Ivanka is a “Nice Piece”.
21. People say I never tell the truth, but I once said if Ivanka was not my daughter “Perhaps I would be dating her”
22. People say I never tell the truth, but I said the 2016 election was rigged. I know it was, because Putin and I rigged it.

When you enter the voting booth or complete your mail-in ballot, please consider the following facts:

PITCH #1, THE TRUMP NATIONAL DEBT INCREASE:

The Trump Administration has increased the National Debt by SIX (6) TRILLION 849 BILLION DOLLARS in his first term, after promising to “Wipe-Out” the National Debt. No leader of any country, at any time in history, has ever lost their country this amount of money in Four (4) years. The Trump Administration cannot blame this on COVID-19, because it had already lost 3.5 TRILLION DOLLARS before we even knew about COVID-19. STRIKE ONE!!!

PITCH #2, THE FAILED TRUMP RESPONSE TO THE COVID-19 VIRUS:

The failure of the Trump Administration to react in a quick and effective manner. Their failure to warn the American people to the pandemic, and as Trump has admitted “downplay” the pandemic, has caused the number of American COVID-19 deaths to reach 206, 801. The USA has 21% of the World’s total COVID-19 Deaths, but only has 4.2% of the Worlds Population. The USA has 165,440 more COVID-19 Deaths than our Population should have if we were just average. We are five (5) times worse than average. STRIKE TWO!!!

PITCH #3, THE AMERICAN JOBS TRUMP LOST:

The Trump Administration has lost FOUR (4) MILLION 713 THOUSAND American jobs since taking office. The “Great Jobs President” failed again, and he cannot blame this on COVID-19 either, because his decision to ignore the pandemic sparked a more serious devastation to our economy. No President has ever lost this amount of jobs in one (1) term. STRIKE THREE!!! YOU’RE OUT!!!

The President of the United States does not support the American people’s Constitutional right to vote, and recommends that we “GET RID OF THE BALLOTS”.

THE QUESTION WAS: Will you commit there will be a peaceful transfer of power after the election?

TRUMP’S ANSWER WAS: “Get rid of the ballots. and we will have a very peaceful transfer…actually, there will not be a transfer of power, there will be a continuation”

But don’t believe me. Listen for yourself:

The context makes it worse. pic.twitter.com/8QXda35jwN

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) September 23, 2020

This poll was posted on the Twitter Profile of Donald Trump in order to ask his supporters how they feel about this question:

EXACT POLL QUESTION: When Donald Trump leaves office, do you feel he should be criminally prosecuted for crimes he has committed?

THE FINAL RESULTS OF POLL:

To: @realDonaldTrump

When Donald Trump leaves office, do you feel he should be criminally prosecuted for crimes he has committed?

— Dennis R. Hill (@dennis0805a) September 20, 2020