Qanon is the National Enquirer on steroids.
Qanon makes the National Enquirer look mainstream.
If you believe Elvis Presley and John F. Kennedy are sharing a condominium in Florida, Qanon may be bat-shit crazy enough for you.
The Qanon slogan: WWG1WGA which means “Where We Go 1 We Go All”
The Qanon slogan should be: N1SMBSTU which means “No 1 Spreads More Bull Shit Than Us”
Here are some Qanon theories, and some National Enquirer Headlines:
Enquirer: Aliens settle in San Francisco
Qanon: Oprah arrested as part of a baby eating ring
Enquirer: Hillary Clinton adopts Alien Baby
Qanon: Hillary Clinton runs a child sex trafficking ring out of Washington DC Pizza restaurant basement
Enquirer: Bigfoot kept lumberjack as love slave
Qanon: Furniture retailer Wayfair is sex trafficking kids inside cabinets
Enquirer: Alien skull talks and sings
Qanon: The cast of Glee is being whacked off as part of a Hollywood cover up
Enquirer: Chimp is chef at 5-star French restaurant
Qanon: 5G towers cause COVID-19
How to recognize a Qanon supporter: Qanon supporters will usually respond with the phrase “Do your research”. This is a catch-all response to deflect their inability to defend their conspiracy theories.
Qanon supporters and backers running in the 2020 election as Republican candidates:
Lauren Witzke – Delaware Republican candidate for the Senate
Marjorie Taylor Greene – Georgia Republican candidate for Congress
Summary:
One Man was so convinced that the Qanon theory about Clinton running a child sex trafficking ring out of a Washington DC Pizza restaurant basement, that he stormed the Pizza restaurant armed with a assault rifle to “Save The Children” only to find out that the Pizza Restaurant did not even have a basement.
Donald Trump says he does not know who Qanon is but he understands that they like him.




