I am not surprised that Donald Trump isn’t polling well with women, but I am surprised that Trump has ANY women supporters at all. To me, “Women For Trump” makes about as much sense as “Casey Anthony Day Care Center Franchises”.

Help me understand.

What type of women would support a man who:

1. Does not think women doing the same job as a man, should be paid the same as a man.
2. Does not think that women are equal to men.
3. Does not think a women should have the right to decide what she does with her own body.
4. Does not support the Ratification of the “Equal Rights Amendment”
5. Has cheated on 100% of his wives, and cheated on one of them while she was pregnant.
6. Has walked out on 80% of his children.
7. Insults women and does not respect them.
8. Encourages other men to “Grab women by the pussies”

Obviously, I am a man, and I cannot think the way that women think, or feel the way that women feel, but “Women For Trump” just confuses the hell out of me.

As a man, I was always under the impression that women like men who will be faithful to them, that respect them, that treat them at least as an equal, and I still believe that most women do, but obviously some women don’t. How else can you explain “Women For Trump”.

I can understand if a woman truly believes that Biden would be as bad or possibly worse than Trump. However, if that is the case, I do not understand why a women would vote for either one of them.

I’ve always believed we should have a “None Of The Above” option on the ballot, and if “None Of The Above” wins, each party would need to select another candidate, but if we did that, we would probably never have a winner.

The objective of this post is to provide all of you Trump Supporters with possible ways to defend the Donald Trump’s Lies when you are debating during the 2020 Presidential Campaign. I realize that this can be a challenging task, however, if you use the same strategies that Donald Trump himself uses, you can have some success.

The first thing you need to realize is that you do not actually need to prove that something Donald Trump said is true. You only need to have a quick response, which will then allow you to deflect and/or re-direct the conversation.

The easiest way to do this is to group Donald Trump’s Lies into different defense strategies, which will allow you to determine how you should respond.

Let’s review them:

Defense #1 – The non-specific Trump Lie defense: This is the easiest of all Trump lies to defend, because the lie is non-specific. A good example would be “I will Make America Great Again”. When Trump said this, he did not give any specific way of measuring if he was achieving his goal or not. You do not have to point to any one thing that proves he has Made America Great Again. You can just say “He has, because you feel that he has”. Another example is Trump’s “Booming Economy”. If the economy is “Booming” why has Trump raised the National Debt by over 1.5 Trillion Dollars per year? But you can just forget that Trump has put his “Booming Economy” on a Credit Card for our children to pay. You can just say the Economy is Booming.

Defense #2 – The he was just kidding defense: The White House has been forced to use this defense on numerous occasions. You can use it too. Sometimes Trump says somethings that are so outrageously incorrect, that you have to use the “He was just kidding defense“. An example of this is the fact that we know, in spite of Trump saying it, the Revolutionary Army DID NOT take control of the airports during the Revolutionary War, since Air Travel had not been invented yet. A more recent example was when Trump suggested that people might benefit by ingesting or injecting disinfectants into their bodies to cure the COVID-19 Virus. The White House really scrambled with that one.

Defense #3 – The he never said it defense: It is very challenging for Trump supporters to hear Trump say something today, that he will deny he said tomorrow, and tomorrow he will deny saying what he said today. Mexico will pay for the Wall is an example of this defense. During his 2016 campaign he would get his crowds to chant “Build that Wall, Build that Wall” then Trump would add “And who is going to pay for the Wall?” and the crowd would yell “Mexico will Pay”. After the election, Trump claimed that he never actually said that Mexico would pay for the Wall.

Defense #4 – The just make shit up defense: This is probably Trump’s favorite defense, and he is really very good at it. I suggest that you practice this before using it. To use this defense, you need to have the ability to just pull shit out of your ass. Trump has been using this a lot with the COVID-19 Virus. When confronted with the number of American COVID-19 Deaths he starts with “The non-specific Trump Lie defense” and says no one could do more than we have done to protect America from COVID-19. Then he follows up with “The just make shit up defense”. When we reached 50,000 COVID-19 Deaths, Trump said, if not for him, one (1) Million people would have died. When we reached 100,000 Deaths, Trump said, if not for him, two (2) Million people would have died. Now that we have exceeded 160,000 Deaths, Trump is saying, if not for him two-three (2-3) Million people would have died.

Defense #5 – “The it still could come true defense” I learned this defense from a Trump Supporter when I asked him why instead of “Wiping Out” the National Debt as Trump promised he would, Trump has increased the National Debt by over Six (6) TRILLION 500 BILLION DOLLARS. The Trump Supporter simply said, Trump can still do it. This is an amazing defense, and you can use it. If Trump is re-elected, he would need to run a six (6) Trillion Dollar Budget surplus every year for four years to do it, or have EVERY taxpayer send the government a check for $211,000. Two income households would need to send $422,000. But, none of that matters, it doesn’t need to be mathematically possible to use this defense.

Summary: I hope you find these tips helpful during the 2020 Presidential Campaign. However, if none of these defenses work for you, and your back is up against the wall, you can always use the “WHAT TRUMP SAID WOULD BE TRUE, IF ONLY THE FACTS WERE DIFFERENT DEFENSE”

REMEMBER: “IT’S NOT A LIE, IF YOU BELIEVE IT” George Costanza

This poll was posted on the twitter profile of Donald Trump, so that Trump’s twitter followers could vote, if they wished to do so.

The Exact Poll Question was:

Please vote here and help Trump understand why people like Dr. Fauci, but don’t like Trump.

THE FINAL RESULTS***:

99% Said Fauci is Smarter than Trump

94.9% Said Fauci wants to save lives more than Trump

93.9% Said Fauci tells the truth more than Trump

To: @realDonaldTrump aka #PutinsPussyPotus #Trump was crying on National TV because people like Dr. Anthony Fauci, and do not like him.#DraftDodgingDonnie cannot understand why.

Please vote here and help Trump understand why people like Dr. Fauci, but don't like Trump.

— Dennis R. Hill (@dennis0805a) July 29, 2020

*** To calculate the final results, the “All Of The Above” total needed to be added to each possible answer.

The objective of this blog post is to better prepare Trump supporters for when they are questioned about Donald Trump’s Tax returns by Joe Biden supporters. I have included possible questions that Trump Supporters might receive, and possible answers they might use in response.

QUESTION #1: During the 2016 Presidential Campaign, Donald Trump said he would be happy to release his Tax Returns. Why hasn’t he?

ANSWER: He could not release them because his Tax Returns were being audited by the Internal Revenue Service.

QUESTION #2: Richard Nixon released his Tax Returns even though his returns were being audited by the IRS, why can’t Trump?

ANSWER: Donald Trump is not obligated to release his tax returns.

QUESTION: You are correct, just because every Presidential Candidate during the past 50 years has released their Tax Returns, Trump is under no obligation to do so, BUT why did he say he would?

ANSWER: None of this matters. This issue was litigated when Donald Trump was elected. When voters voted for him they knew they would not see his Tax Returns.

QUESTION: That is not true. When people voted for Donald Trump they had been told by Trump that he would release his taxes after the Tax Audits were complete. Never at any time before the election, did Donald Trump say he would NEVER release his Tax Returns.

ANSWER: I think everyone knew they were never going to see Trump’s Tax Returns.

QUESTION: What is Trump afraid of? Why has he been fighting in court to keep his Tax Returns secret?

ANSWER: Trump is not afraid of anything. Trump’s Tax Returns are beautiful. They are the best Tax returns ever filed.

QUESTION: Don’t you think that by keeping his Tax returns secret, and fighting in court to keep them secret, make Trump look guilty of something and raise suspicions?

ANSWER: Not at all. Trump’s Tax Returns are the most beautiful Tax Returns ever filed.

QUESTION: Do you think it is possible, that the suspicions people have about Trump’s Tax Returns pale in comparison to the damage that will result if his Tax Returns are released?

ANSWER: Are you asking me if releasing Trump’s Tax Return would cause more damage to the Trump Campaign than refusing to release them?

QUESTION: Yes I am. Am I correct?

ANSWER: All I know is what I have been told by Rudy Giuliani, Trump Tax Returns are beautiful.

QUESTION: Can you at least confirm that there is nothing in Trump’s Tax Returns about business dealing with Russia or other foreign countries, that might create a conflict of interest with the office he holds?

ANSWER: I cannot confirm or deny that.

QUESTION: Do you think Joe Biden should make debating Donald Trump contingent on Trump releasing his Tax Returns prior to the debates?

ANSWER: OH!!! Please Do Not Do That!!! Trump be mad!!!

The objective of this post is to prepare Trump Supporters for anticipated questions they may have to answer concerning the National Debt. With each question, I have added a possible answer, but Trump Supporters may need to improve on the answers I provided, because I struggled with the answers.

Question #1: During the 2016 Presidential Campaign, Donald Trump promised to “Wipe-Out” the National Debt. However, during Trump’s first 42 months in office, Trump has increased the National Debt by over SIX (6) TRILLION 690 BILLION DOLLARS. This increase represents the largest National Debt increase of any leader, of any country, at any time during a 42 month period. Can you explain how this happened?

Possible Answer: Our country was attacked by the COVID-19 VIRUS.

Question #2: It is true that the country was attacked by the COVID-19 Virus, however, Trump had increased the National Debt by well over THREE (3) TRILLION DOLLARS before the COVID-19 Virus was even discovered. Can you explain how this happened?

Possible Answer: We gave Americans the largest Tax Cut in History.

Question #3: Trump says his Tax Cut was the largest in history, however, his tax cut was .9% of our total GDP, and Reagan’s 1981 tax cut was 2.89% of total GDP. In fact, the Trump Tax cut was the 8th largest Tax Cut in history, not the largest. In addition, Trump said the Tax Cut would spur enough economic growth to offset the revenue lost though the Tax Cuts, with the additional taxes collected from the increased economic growth the Tax cuts would generate. Why didn’t this happen?

Possible Answer: Before we were attacked by the COVID-19 Virus, we had a Booming Economy.

Question #4: If we had what you refer to as a “Booming Economy” before the COVID-19 Virus, why did the country lose over THREE (3) TRILLION DOLLARS during that same period of time?

Possible Answer: I’d like to new question please.

Question #5: OK, let me ask it another way. If you could not balance the Budget during your “Booming Economy”, when would you be able to balance the budget?

Possible Answer: I’d like to phone a friend please.

SUMMARY:

1. Trump promised to “Wipe-Out” the National Debt.
2. Trump instead has raised the National Debt over SIX TRILLION 690 BILLIONDOLLARS.
3. As a private citizen, it took Trump 10 years to lose his first BILLION DOLLARS.
4. Trump now loses our Country over FIVE (5) BILLION DOLLARS PER DAY.
5. Why did people think a person who went bankrupt SIX (6) times could manage our money?

The objective of this post is to “Load The Lips” of Trump Supporters, so they can be better prepared when they are questioned about Donald Trump’s response to the COVID-19 Virus.

As a Trump supporter you will take some heat this week, since it has now been discovered that Trump intentionally ignored the dangers of COVID-19, because he thought the Virus would stay only in Blue States, which are not “His People”. Trump believed he could score a political victory by allowing the people in Blue States to die, and then blaming it all on the Democratic Governors. This is why he never had a National Plan to defeat Covid-19, and continually said it was up to the states to handle it.

Obviously, as a Trump Supporter you can NEVER ADMIT that Trump did not care if the people in Blue States died. Instead you must point to Trump’s China Travel Ban as proof that Trump did care. Since there are not many people who know that over 40,000 people traveled to the USA from China AFTER the China Travel Ban, you should be able to get away with this spin.

In addition, since most people do not realize that the Northeast States were infected by people who traveled to the USA from European countries, you should not have to worry about that, and continue to focus on the failed China Travel Ban.

When you are asked why the USA has only 4.2% of the world’s population, but has 26.4% of the world’s COVID-19 Cases, just keep claiming that it is because the USA does more testing than other countries. Everyone knows that COVID-19 Testing causes people to become infected with the COVID-19 Virus, just like everyone knows that Pregnancy Tests cause women to get pregnant, and Breast examinations cause women to get breast cancer.

It might be more difficult for you to explain why the USA has 22.9% of the world’s COVID-19 deaths even though the USA only has 4.2% of the world’s population. When you are challenged by this fact, just spin it all back to the USA doing more testing than other countries, or simply say, other countries do not know their actual COVID-19 Deaths, because they did not test them. This could work.

Another avenue that you can take, is to blame Obama for not having COVID-19 tests available. Don’t let the fact that Obama left office three (3) years before COVID-19 was discovered, stop you from blaming it all on Obama.

You can also claim, as Trump has claimed, that Obama left the shelves in the National Stockpile empty. If someone asks you why Trump did not refill the shelves during his first three (3) years in office, simply say that Trump should not have had to, and that Obama should have known the COVID-19 Virus was coming three (3) years in advance.

You probably want to avoid talking about FaceBook and Twitter censoring Donald Trump and removing his posts about children being immune to the COVID-19 Virus. FaceBook and Twitter both said his posts were misinformation and put the lives of children in danger.

SUMMARY:

1. DO NOT ADMIT that Trump did not care if people in Blue States died.
2. DO NOT ADMIT that the China Travel Ban still allowed another 40,000 people from China to enter the USA
3. KEEP SAYING that COVID-19 Tests cause people to become infected with the COVID-19 Virus.
4. BLAME OBAMA for everything.
5. DO NOT talk about Trump’s misinformation posts on Twitter and FaceBook.

The objective of this post is to provide all Trump Supporters with talking points they can use while they promote Trump’s desire to stop or at least reduce the amount of “Mail-In” votes, and suppress voting in the 2020 election.

Donald Trump’s tweet yesterday, which suggested that the election be postponed was a Masterful move. By sending out this tweet, Trump was able to divert the attention of the news media away from his failure to confront Putin about Bounty money, his failed COVID-19 response, his decision to remove (at Putin’s request) American Troops from Germany, and the John Lewis funeral.

The News Media swallowed this Trump diversion all the way to it’s balls, which resulted in almost the entire press briefing yesterday filled with questions about his postponing the election tweet, and not Putin, Covid-19,Germany & Lewis.

Trump was allowed to talk almost exclusively about “Mail-In” ballots, which is what he wanted to talk about.

Why does Trump hate Mail-In Ballots, and Mail-In Ballot Talking Points:

1. Mail-In Ballots make it easier for people to vote. The last thing Trump Supporters should want is to make it easier to vote.
2. Even though there is NO DIFFERENCE between a Mail-In Ballot and an Absentee Ballot, as a Trump Supporter, you MUST NEVER admit that you know this. The objective is to place a cloud over the election process, which will open the door to litigating the results of the election if Trump was to lose.
3. Even though there is no real evidence that Mail-In Ballots increase voter fraud, Trump Supporters MUST NEVER admit that they know this. Just stick to the Trump line, and keep claiming that allowing people to vote by mail will result in a Rigged and Fraudulent Election.
4. While it is true that the GOP encouraging Republicans to Vote by Mail, Trump Supporters MUST NEVER admit this is happening.

Reducing the amount of Mail-In votes will dramatically help Trump win in 2020. In addition, the Trump campaign, with the help of Republicans, are also doing other things with the Election Process that will help Trump, such as:

1. Reducing the amount of polling places in areas that lean Democratic. This will make it harder for Democrats to vote.
2. Reducing and or eliminating early voting, which will result is longer lines at polling places on election day.
3. Purging voter registrations, and removing Democratic leaning voter registrations from voter roles.

Summary:

1. DO NOT ADMIT THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MAIL-IN VOTES AND ABSENTEE VOTES.
2. CONTINUALLY CLAIM THAT MAIL-IN VOTES WILL CAUSE A RIGGED AND FRAUDULENT ELECTION.
3. DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO DISCOURAGE DEMOCRATS FROM VOTING, BY CONVINCING THEM THAT THEIR VOTES WILL NOT MATTER
4. ABOVE ALL ELSE, REMEMBER ONE THING, TRUMP CANNOT WIN A FAIR ELECTION, TRUMP SUPPORTERS MUST MAKE SURE IT IS NOT.

It is important that all Trump Supporters are well versed with the Trump 2020 talking points, so that they are prepared for the political debates they will be involved in during the 2020 Presidential Campaign.

As a Trump Supporter, it is imperative that you can easily recite these talking points. Please study these, so that you can credit Donald Trump for his historic accomplishments.

One way to prepare could be Trump Supporters pretending that they just got on an elevator, and only have until the elevator reaches their desired floor to cover at least the bullet point of these historic Trump accomplishments. They could consider this their “elevator speech“.

1. GDP: The United States Commerce Department today reported that the countries GDP dropped 32.9% in the 2nd quarter of 2020. This Trump historic accomplishment is more than three (3) times higher than any GDP drop in history. The GDP (Gross Domestic Product) is the broadest measure of our countries economic activity.
2. UNEMPLOYMENT: The United States Bureau Of Labor Statistics today reported that over 50 Million people have filed for unemployment in 2020. This is another Trump Historic accomplishment. Never in history have so many Americans filed for unemployment in a six (6) month period.
3. COVID-19 DEATHS: The United States has passed 150,000 COVID-19 Deaths in 2020. While the United States only has 4.2% of the World’s population, the United States has 22.9% of all the COVID-19 Deaths in the world. You can amplify this Trump Historic achievement by saying that “Never before, has someone done so much, with so little”. Trump only had 4.2% of the population, but was still able to have 22.9% of COVID-19 Deaths.
4. NATIONAL DEBT: The Donald Trump Administration has raised the United States National Debt by SIX (6) TRILLION 633 BILLION DOLLARS in only 42 months and 10 Days. This is yet another historic achievement. Never before has a United States President lost so much money in such a short period of time. As a private citizen, it took Donald Trump TEN (10) years to lose his 1st BILLION DOLLARS, but now as President, he is losing our country over FIVE (5) BILLON DOLLARS PER DAY.

If Trump Supporters have more time, they can also mention these other Trump Accomplishments:

1. Trump was the 1st President ever Impeached during his 1st term in office.
2. Trump is the 1st President to ever have a member of his own political party vote to Convict him during his Impeachment Trial.
3. Trump is the 1st President to get elected after filing for Bankruptcy SIX (6) times before running for any political office.
4. Trump has the longest tax audit in the history of tax audits.
5. Trump is the first President to believe the President of Russia is a better source of Intelligence than the United States Intelligence Department.
6. Trump believes that the Revolutionary Army took control of the airports during the Revolutionary war.
7. Trump informed us that since Puerto Rico is a island, it is surrounded by water, “Big Water”

SUMMARY:

These bullet points should “Load The Lips” of all Trump Supporters, so they can properly credit Donald Trump for his historic achievements.

To: @realDonaldTrump aka #PutinsPussyPotus

DO MEN BUY AN #AK47 OR OTHER ASSAULT RIFLES TO COMPENSATE FOR HAVING A SMALL PENIS?

— Dennis R. Hill (@dennis0805a) July 26, 2020

Donald Trump, the 1st President ever Impeached in his first term, was found dead this morning by his rumored lover Sean Hannity aka Hand-Job Hannity.

Neither Donald Trump or Sean Hannity had been seen in public for several years. They both stayed out of the public’s eye after they were released from prison for spreading Russian Propaganda Misinformation Campaigns.

They were both released from prison by President Jim Jordan, who had commuted their sentences right before President Jordan was Impeached and Removed from office for covering up the Sexual Assaults of members of the Ohio State wrestlers team, while he was an Assistant Coach at OSU.

Donald Trump is survived by his current wife Rosanne Barr, his son Donald, who moved to Russia in 2021, his son Eric, who was last seen sleeping in a homeless shelter, his son Barron, who has been in High School now for eight (8) years, and his daughter Ivanka, who won the Stormy Daniels Look-A-Like Contest in 2022, which awarded her the opportunity to star in a failed Adult Movie with Stormy called “The Mushroom Head”.

Not much is know about Donald Trump’s Education, since he had all of his school records lock away from public view.

Not much is know about Donald Trump’s Finances, since he blocked every attempt to disclose his tax returns, however, we do know that Donald Trump and Sean Hannity were last known to be Caddies at Mar-a-Lago, which Donald Trump had previously owned before his 8th Bankruptcy.

Russian President Vladimir Putin, said that the Trump Presidency was the best four (4) years in Russia’s history, and still denies Russia helped elect Donald Trump, however, now when he denies it, he gives a little “wink”.

Donald Trump will be remembered for several achievements:

1. Team Trump USA was in 1st Place in COVID-19 Cases
2. Team Trump USA was in 1st Place in COVID-19 Deaths
3. Team Trump USA raised the National Debt by over 6.5 Trillion Dollars in less than 4 years.

Donald Trump will be buried during a private ceremony. When visiting Trump’s grave, the public has been asked to please wash their hands after urinating.