Trump on Coronavirus: “Don’t Worry, Be Happy”

Donald Trump says Americans should not worry about the Coronavirus because the number of Coronavirus cases will decrease as the weather breaks.

This optimistic view is coming from the same man who:

  1. Does not believe in science
  2. Thinks the Revolutionary Army “Took Over” the airports in 1775
  3. Claims that Americans invented the “Wheel”

In addition, this optimistic view of Trump’s does not explain why the Coronavirus is spreading in the country of Columbia where the weather has already broken and average temperatures are now ranging between 60 – 70 degrees.

However, in the event that Trump is wrong, should we still follow Trump’s advice and “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” because Donald Trump has prepared America for things like this by:

  1. Cutting funding for the Centers For Disease Control every year since he took office.
  2. Proposed a 16% cut in funding for the Centers For Disease Control in his new Budget proposal.

Trump’s Fake Outrage: “No One Knows”

Donald Trump, the Boss of the Trump Crime Family, claims that “No One Knows” what Roger Stone has been convicted of, and that the 7-9 year sentencing recommendation from the Federal Prosecutors is “Extreme & Excessive”.

When we receive the transcript from the actual Roger Stone sentencing hearing, I imagine the transcript will read something like this:

Judge Jackson: Before we get started here today, I would like to discuss a few items that have appeared in the news, concerning Mr. Stones conviction, and the recommended sentencing provided to me from the Prosecution, because Donald Trump has claimed that “No One Knows” what Mr. Stone has been convicted of. So let me ask a few questions:

Judge Jackson: Has the Defendant’s Attorneys been provided with a list on the Felony Crimes that Mr. Stone has been convicted of?

Stone’s Defense Attorneys: Yes we have, Your Honor

Judge Jackson: Could you please read me the list of Felony Crimes that Mr. Stone has been convicted of?

Stone’s Defense Attorneys: Yes, Your Honor. Mr. Stone has been convicted of one (1) Felony count of Obstructing an Investigation, five (5) Felony counts of making false statements, including false statements to Congress, and one (1) Felony count of Witness Tampering.

Judge Jackson: Have you reviewed this list of Felony convictions with Mr. Stone?

Stone’s Defense Attorneys: Yes we have, Your Honor.

Judge Jackson: Then let me ask you this. If you know the Felony Crimes Mr. Stone has been convicted of, if Mr. Stone knows the Felony Crimes he has been convicted of, if the Prosecution knows the Felony Crimes Mr. Stone has been convicted of, and I know the Felony Crimes Mr. Stone has been convicted of, how can Donald Trump say: “No One Knows” what Mr. Stone has been convicted of ?

Stone’s Defense Attorneys: I have no idea, Your Honor

Judge Jackson: OK, let’s address the concern that Donald Trump has about the the sentencing recommendation.

Judge Jackson: How did the Prosecution decide the sentencing recommendation for the Felony Crimes Mr. Stone was convicted of?

Federal Prosecutors: We followed the United States Federal Sentencing Guidelines.

Judge Jackson: Are you telling me that the sentencing recommendation you suggested for Mr. Stone’s Felony Convictions are exactly what is called for by the United States Sentencing Guidelines?

“Extreme & Excessive” Yes, Your Honor, we are.

Judge Jackson: Well, since Donald Trump believes Mr. Stone’s sentencing recommendation is “Extreme & Excessive” is there anything he can do about this?

Federal Prosecutors: Yes, Your Honor. Mr. Trump has two (2) options:

  1. He can work with Congress to have the United States Federal Sentencing Guidelines changed.
  2. He has the power to commute the sentences of ALL people convicted of the same Felony Crimes that Mr. Stone has been convicted of.

Federal Prosecutors: Can we add something else, Your Honor?

Judge Jackson: Sure

Federal Prosecutors: Obviously, the quickest remedy for Donald Trump’s concern about the sentencing guidelines being “Extreme & Excessive” would be to commute the sentences of ALL people convicted of the same Felony Crimes that Mr. Stone has been convicted of, however we do not believe this is what Donald Trump really wants.

Judge Jackson: Why do you say that?

Federal Prosecutors: Because we do not believe Donald Trump is interested in commuting the sentences of ALL the people convicted of the same Felony Crimes that Mr. Stone has been convicted of. We believe he is only interested in commuting the sentence of Roger Stone.

Judge Jackson: OK, let’s take a recess, and I will come back and sentence Mr. Stone.

How do I get on Trump’s “Enemies List”?

It would be such an honor for Donald Trump to put me on his “Enemies List”, but I just cannot get him to confirm that he has placed my name on the list. Maybe I am just not worthy enough to receive such an honor to join the so many American Heros Trump has on his list like Lt. Col. Vindman, Senators Chuck Schumer and Mitt Romney, Speaker Pelosi and Billionaire Michael Bloomberg.

(It would be really cool to replace “Fake Billionaire Donald Trump” with “Real Billionaire Michael Bloomberg”.)

Does anyone have any ideas as to what I can do to encourage Trump to consider me for such an outstanding accomplishment?

My tweets on Twitter are mostly all designed to expose him as what I believe he is, A Con-Artist, Lying, Cheating, Stealing and Corrupt POS.

I repeatedly tweet about him raising the National Debt by over Three (3) TRILLION DOLLARS since taking office, after campaigning that he would “Wipe-Out” the National Debt.

I repeatedly ask him why he cannot even Balance the Budget if our economy is as great as he claims, and I ask him if Bill Clinton could Balance the Budget, why he can’t.

I tweet about the fact that it took him 10 years as a private citizen to lose his first Billion Dollars, but now as President, he loses our country Three (3) Billion Dollars EVERY DAY.

I tweet about his six (6) bankruptcies, his failed marriages, his Extramarital Affairs, his payoffs to Porn Stars, his Draft Dodging, his love of Putin, his love of Russia etc etc etc, but nothing is working. He will not confirm that he has placed my name (Dennis R. Hill) on his “Enemies List”.

However, I will keep trying.

Remember to Vote Trump2020 to keep the Trump Crime Family in the White House.

Remember to Vote Republican in 2020 to keep Putin’s GOP in the Senate

Donald Trump and Putin’s GOP are “MAKING PUTIN PROUD” #MPP

The Congressional Bureau Of Investigation (CBI)

To: Senator Chuck Schumer and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi

Fr: Dennis R. Hill

Re: The Congressional Bureau Of Investigation

Given the fact that the Attorney General of The United States, William Barr, has decided to pledge allegiance to Donald Trump instead of The United States of America, and given the fact that Donald Trump does not consider the Legislature as an equal Branch of Government, I respectfully submit for Congressional consideration, the creation of “The Congressional Bureau Of Investigation”.

What do we know:

When provided with evidence of Trump’s risking the National Security of the United States and attempting to bribe and extort the President of Ukraine, William Barr blocked all investigations into the matter by the Justice Department and the FBI.

When provided with the “Muller Report”, William Barr, stalled it’s release, so that he could use that time to issue his own “Bogus Summary” of the report, which totally misrepresented the actual findings in the report. Barr did this to allow Trump to claim the “Bogus Summary” was some kind of “Total Exoneration” of Trump, which it was not.

When provided with information concerning the “Whistle-Blower Complaint”, instead of releasing to Complaint to the Intelligence Committees, which is required by law, Barr chose instead to stall it’s release to those Committees, until information of the Complaint was leaked and Barr was forced to release it

William Barr has now issued a directive to both the Department of Justice and the FBI forbidding the investigation into Presidential Campaigns without his approval. This is an obvious effort to block any and all investigations into Donald Trump’s 2016 and 2020 campaigns.

Where does that leave us:

William Barr will not allow any Whistle-Blower complaint into Donald Trump’s campaigns to be investigated.

William Barr will not allow any FBI informant evidence of wrong doing by the Donald Trump campaigns be investigated.

William Barr, instead of enforcing the laws of the United States, is instead solidly committed to protecting Donald Trump from any possible investigations.

Any attempt by the FBI and the DOJ to investigate any wrong-doing by Donald Trump, will fall on Barr’s deft ears.

THE CONGRESSIONAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION:

Since Congress cannot expect any assistance from the Attorney General of the United States in Congresses obligation to provide Congressional Over-Site of our Government’s actions, we are left with the knowledge that Congress is on it’s own to investigate any potential wrong-doings.

The Congressional Bureau of Investigation would:

  1. Act solely on behalf of the United States Congressional House and Senate.
  2. It would only investigate matters concerning the Congressional Over-Site duties.
  3. It would be totally independent of the Department of Justice, the FBI and the Attorney General.
  4. It would report the status and or results of it’s finding to the appropriate House or Senate committee.

Thank you for your consideration.

Liberal Tears Are Flowing

Flooding is expected in low lying areas because of all the “Liberal Tears” that are flowing. Liberals are crying for some really stupid reasons. Here are just a couple:

They are crying because: 75% of the American People wanted to hear from Witnesses and See the Blocked Documents, but the Republican Party said “Fuck what the American People want”. (They actually think Senators should care about what the American People want)

They are crying because: The husband of one of Trump’s employees was allowed to be the Jury Foreman. (It is common knowledge, that the Spouse of the defendant is ALWAYS the Jury Foreperson. How can Liberals NOT KNOW this?)

They are crying because: Out of 18 Impeachment Hearing in our countries history, the Trump Impeachment Trial was the FIRST one not to have any witnesses. (Liberal are under some kind of illusion that trials have witnesses and evidence)

They are crying because: So many Republican Senators admitted that Trump was guilty, but refused to convict him. (Did they really think that Putin’s GOP would vote to convict?)

They are crying because: They had to listen to the Trump defense attorneys claim that the Impeachment Investigation did not have testimony from any witnesses with First-Hand information, while these same defense attorneys KNEW that Trump had blocked anyone with First-Hand information from testifying before the House Impeachment Investigation. (Liberals did not seem to understand that they were dealing with an expert in obstruction, in lying, in witness tampering.)

They are crying because: Only one (1) Republican Senator was willing to put his Country before his party and vote Trump was Guilty. (Liberals should be surprised that a Republican Senator actually had the balls to stand up to Trump. The rest of them have their tongues deep into Trump’s ass.)

They are crying because: The Jury Foreman aka “Moscow Mitch” announced that he was coordinating the Impeachment Trial process with the White House. (Why would liberals be shocked about this??

They are crying because: They actually think that Jury Forepersons all over the country, do not follow the wishes of the Defendant on trial. (Liberals don’t even know that the Jury Foreperson always works directly for the Defendant)

HOWEVER:

These “Liberal Tears” may turn into “Liberal Laughter” as more and more evidence of Trump’s criminal activity in Ukraine is exposed, and the Republican Party is forced to defend themselves for not wanting to see or hear this evidence before voting to acquit.

The Republican Party did their very best impression of Sargent Schultz from Hogans Heros during the Trump Impeachment Trial: “I SEE NOTHING, I HEAR NOTHING, I KNOW NOTHING!!!”

10 Things Trump Can Brag About. Bonus: #11 Just Added

As Trump prepares for his FIRST State Of The Union Speech as an Impeached President, I though I would remind him of the many things he could brag about during the speech.

  1. He is the FIRST POTUS ever Impeached in his FIRST TERM.
  2. He is the FIRST POTUS to hire a Foreign Agent to be his National Security Adviser.
  3. He is the FIRST POTUS who has ever had to settle a lawsuit for 25 Million Dollars, because he was accused of committing fraud.
  4. He is the FIRST POTUS (that we know of) who paid hush money to women he had sexual affairs with to buy their silence.
  5. He is the FIRST POTUS to force the American Taxpayers to pay for a Border Wall, which he had promised would be paid for by Mexico.
  6. He is the FIRST POTUS to hire a Foreign Agent to be his Campaign Manager.
  7. He is the FIRST POTUS who was forced to close down his Charity and pay a two (2) Million Dollar fine for misusing the funds from his Charity.
  8. He is the FIRST POTUS to be banned from being involved in any Charities in New York State.
  9. He is the FIRST POTUS to raise the National Debt by over Three (3) TRILLION, 280 BILLION DOLLARS in Three (3) years after promising to “Wipe-Out” the National Debt.
  10. He is the FIRST POTUS to force the American Taxpayers to pay over 100 MILLION DOLLARS for his golfing trips after claiming that if elected, he would be to busy to go golfing.
  11. NEW!!! Trump is now the FIRST POTUS ever to have a member of his own Party, vote to remove him from office.

POTENTIAL FIRSTS:

  1. He could become the FIRST IMPEACHED POTUS ever Re-Elected.
  2. He could become the FIRST IMPEACHED POTUS ever IMPEACHED TWICE.

Proposed Trump Funeral Plans

We should have a solid game plan in place for when Donald Trump passes away. Hopefully, that will not be for a long time. Even though he is an Impeached President, a certain about of time to morn should be allowed out of respect to the Office of the Presidency, even though many people do not respect him as a person.

Please allow me to suggest an outline of possible Media coverage guidelines for his Funeral:

  1. Under no circumstance should regular scheduled programming be interrupted, especially if at the time of his passing there are reruns of The Andy Griffin Show airing. A simple “Breaking News” banner on the bottom of our TVs will be more than sufficient.
  2. Nightly News Show coverage should be limited to no more than 10 minutes per hourly show, and no clips of Trump saying something that is not true will be allowed. By eliminating all Trump Lies from the News Coverage, it will be easy to stay withing the 10 minute time limit.
  3. The “Lying In State” part will be tricky. Historically, Lying in State for a President who passes away occurs in the Nations Capitol. We need to find out if this still applies to an Impeached President. If the Nations Capitol is not appropriate, the Kremlin is a possibility.
  4. Additional Media Coverage should be allowed on the day of the actual funeral out of respect for the office. I suggest that we expand the time limit of coverage to 30 minutes during the Funeral possession.
  5. If there is going to be a Presidential Library, the name should be “The Presidential Library of Impeached Donald Trump”. Note: The name of the Clinton Library should be changed to include the word Impeached as well.

This is a first draft of this proposal. Let me know if you can think of anything that should be added or changed.

Long Live Impeached President Trump and the Trump Crime Family

Trump Attorneys Lie Like Trump

We all know that Donald Trump struggles with the truth. News outlets vary on the exact number of times Trump has lied ranging between 10,000 – 20,000 times he has either lied or misrepresented the truth. All we really know for sure is that he lies a lot. First Mexico was going to pay for the Wall, then he was going to release his taxes, then he would NOT settle Trump University, and he was going to sue his Sexual Misconduct accusers, and did not know about Hush Money Payments to Stormy Daniels. We could go on and on, but the one thing we all know is that we must question everything he says.

In spite of this, I was surprised yesterday 1/21/2020, when his attorneys at the Trump Impeachment Trial, risked being disbarred by lying on the Floor of the Senate, in front of the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

Lie #1- Closed-Door Hearings: Trump’s Attorneys claimed that Republicans were not allowed into the House Intelligence Committee Closed-Door hearings, when in fact, over 40 of them were welcome to attend and the hearing transcript indicated that many Republicans questioned the witnesses.

Lie #2 – Mueller Report Exonerated Trump: Trump Attorneys claimed that the Mueller Report exonerated Trump from all Obstruction of Justice charges. The Mueller Report actually said ‘If we had had confidence that’ President Trump ‘clearly did not commit a crime, we would have said so’.

Lie #3 – Trump Not Allowed To Participate: Trump Attorneys claimed that Trump was not allowed to participate in the Congressional Impeachment Hearings. Not only was Trump invited to participate, his attorneys were invited to attend and cross-examine witnesses.

Trump response to this invitation came in a letter to Congress from Pat Cipollone, Counsel to the President “President Trump cannot permit his Administration to participate in the partisan inquiry.”

Summary:

  1. Trump complains about not being able to defend himself in the Congressional Hearings after he declined to participate.
  2. Trump keeps tweeting that we should “READ THE TRANSCRIPT” and bragging about how transparent the transcript was, when in fact, on the top of the transcript, in BOLD LETTERS it says: “THIS IS NOT A VERBATIM TRANSCRIPT”

Can Donald Trump be the first President to get Impeached TWICE?

I believe Donald Trump could easily become the first American President in History to get Impeached a second time. Let’s consider the following:

  1. The House will soon Impeach Trump. This is pretty much a fact.
  2. The Senate will not convict and remove Trump. It is pretty much obvious that the Republicans are going to protect Trump by continuing to put Trump and the Republican Party ahead of our Country.
  3. Trump wins re-election in 2020, with the help of misinformation campaigns, created by the Russian Security Services, and propelled by Russian leaning Republican Puppets.
  4. Trump continues to commit crimes, abuses the powers of his office, sacrifices our National Security for his personal gain, and has the Attorney General, acting as his Defense Attorney protect him from the rules of law. The fact that William Barr refused to acknowledge the crimes committed by Trump, which were outlined in the Mueller Report, did not stop Trump from committing crimes. The fact that Trump’s Republican Puppets will protect Trump from conviction, will not stop Trump from committing more crimes in the future.
  5. Trump gets exposed again for his illegal activity, which opens up more Congressional Investigations, Impeachment Hearings and another vote for Impeachment. This will place Trump in an ideal position to be able to claim: “No President Has Ever Been Impeached More Times Than Me”