Who will get Donald Trump to a “Losers Anonymous” meeting?

For the healing process to begin for any addiction, the person with the addiction first needs to admit that they have an addiction problem. At some point, Donald Trump will need to stand up before America, and say: “My name is Donald Trump, and I am a Loser”

This will not be an easy thing for Trump to do given the following:

  1. Trump lost the 2020 Popular Vote by over Six (6) Million votes, but denies he lost.
  2. Trump lost the Electoral Vote 320 – 232, but still denies he lost.
  3. Every battleground State has Certified Joe Biden as the 2020 Presidential Election winner, but Trump denies he lost.
  4. Trump has lost over 30 Court Battles designed to overturn the will of the people, but Trump still denies he lost.
  5. Trump spent Three (3) Million Dollars for a recount in Wisconsin, which resulted in Joe Biden receiving 87 additional votes, but Trump denies he lost.
  6. Republican State Legislatures throughout the country have resisted pressure from Donald Trump to ignore the will of the voters, and instead award their Electoral votes to Trump, but Trump still denies he lost.
  7. Yesterday in Arizona, Trump experienced his most blatant reality check, when the White House called in an attempt to pressure the Governor of Arizona, WHILE the Governor was certifying Joe Biden as the 2020 Presidential Election winner of Arizona on live TV, and the Governor HUNG UP ON THEM! In spite of that, Trump still refuses to admit he lost.

Who will be the one to get Donald Trump to attend a “Losers Anonymous” meeting? It will not be easy. Donald Trump is not very good at admitting things. He first claimed COVID-19 coming to America was a HOAX. He claimed Russian interference in the 2016 Election was a HOAX. During the 2020 Campaign he claimed he PRE-PAID his Federal Taxes, and of course, he denied paying HUSH MONEY to a Porn Star and a Playboy Model.

IS DONALD TRUMP THE ONLY PERSON IN AMERICA THAT DOES NOT KNOW HE IS A LOSER?

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TRUMP IS THE BIGGEST LOSER

75 Trump 2024 Campaign Promises. Slogan: “I’ll do better this time”

Donald Trump’s 2024 Campaign Promises:

  1. This time, I WILL admit Joe Biden Kicked my Ass in 2020.
  2. This time, I WILL NOT be such a Whiny Ass Bitch.
  3. This time, I WILL NOT be such an embarrassment to the American People.
  4. This time, I WILL NOT try to withdraw the USA from NATO.
  5. This time, I WILL NOT withdraw from the “Open Skies Agreement” which allowed us to surveil Russian Military activity.
  6. This time, I WILL NOT support, and suck up to Dictators around the World.
  7. This time, I WILL NOT accept Russian assistance during campaign.
  8. This time, I WILL support our NATO Allies.
  9. This time, I WILL NOT claim that Mexico will Pay for the Wall.
  10. This time, I WILL release my Taxes.
  11. This time, I WILL NOT watch Fox News.
  12. This time, I WILL NOT increase the National Debt by over Seven (7) Trillion Dollars.
  13. This time, I WILL NOT lose Millions of American Jobs.
  14. This time, I WILL NOT ignore the advice or experts, doctors and scientists.
  15. This time, I WILL provide better and cheaper Health Care.
  16. This time, I WILL act Presidential.
  17. This time, I WILL NOT spend over 100 Million American Taxpayer Dollars Golfing.
  18. This time, I WILL NOT put my interests over the interests of the American people.
  19. This time, I WILL NOT Lie to the American people.
  20. This time, I WILL NOT encourage Racism.
  21. This time, I WILL NOT encourage Police Brutality.
  22. This time, I WILL admit John McCain was a hero.
  23. This time, I WILL NOT ignore Russia paying Bounty money to have American Troops killed.
  24. This time, I WILL NOT ignore pandemic threats to America.
  25. This time, I WILL NOT pay Hush Money to Porn Stars and Playboy Models.
  26. This time, I WILL NOT take advice from Sean Hannity.
  27. This time, I WILL NOT Obstruct Justice.
  28. This time, I WILL NOT Mock Disabled people.
  29. This time, I WILL NOT encourage men to grab women by the pussies.
  30. This time, I WILL NOT call the Truth, Fake News.
  31. This time, I WILL NOT call the people who defend our Country, Suckers and Losers.
  32. This time, I WILL NOT allow Bill Barr to be my Attorney General.
  33. This time, I WILL NOT hire Foreign Agents for my Campaign or as the National Security Director.
  34. This time, I WILL NOT use the Attorney General as my personal Defense Attorney.
  35. This time, I WILL keep Jared, Ivanka, Eric and Don Jr. out of the White House and my Campaign.
  36. This time, I WILL NOT fall in love with the Dictator of North Korea.
  37. This time, I WILL NOT try to bribe Foreign Leaders to investigate my Political opponents.
  38. This time, I WILL NOT make it more difficult for people to vote.
  39. This time, I WILL NOT weaponize the United States Postal Service.
  40. This time, I WILL investigate Jim Jordan’s role in the cover-up of Sexual Assaults at Ohio State.
  41. This time, I WILL NOT blame Blue State Governors for my failures.
  42. This time, I WILL NOT violate the Hatch Act by using Government Buildings for my Political Campaign or my Political Rallies.
  43. This time, I WILL NOT hold COVID-19 Super-Spreader events around the country.
  44. This time, I WILL read my Daily Presidential Briefings to help prepare me to do my job.
  45. This time, I WILL NOT block my Administration members from testifying before Congress.
  46. This time, I WILL NOT put children in cages.
  47. This time, I WILL show the documentation I promised about Melania originally coming into the country legally.
  48. This time, I WILL admit that I have a long history of hiring illegal undocumented immigrants.
  49. This time, I WILL not spend as much time showing people how jealous I am of Barack Obama.
  50. This time, I WILL admit that Barack Obama left the Country in much better shape than he had received it.
  51. This time, I WILL NOT spend all of my time on Twitter, instead of doing my job.
  52. This time, I WILL hire a Press Secretary who will be honest with the Media.
  53. This time, I WILL NOT fire every Federal Prosecutor or Inspectors General who dares to investigate my actions, and the actions of my Administration, or my friends.
  54. This time, I WILL admit that I failed to protect the American people from COVID-19.
  55. This time, I WILL admit defeat if I lose the election.
  56. This time, I WILL NOT claim a Special Prosecutor’s Report Exonerated me, when I know it did not.
  57. This time, I WILL take action when Saudi Arabia or any other Country murders and dismembers an American journalist.
  58. This time, I WILL NOT defend or encourage Domestic Terrorism in America.
  59. This time, I WILL NOT use 3rd Grade insults and nicknames when I refer to my political opponents.
  60. This time, I WILL quickly enact the Defense Production Act, and provide EVERY AMERICAN with all of the Personal Protection Equipment needed to protect their lives.
  61. This time, I WILL NOT encourage the American people to inject or ingest disinfectants into their bodies.
  62. This time, I WILL NOT claim that The Revolutionary Army took control of the Airports during the Revolutionary War.
  63. This time, I WILL NOT suggest that we send nuclear bombs into the eye of hurricanes.
  64. This time, I WILL explain where the 42 Million Dollars missing from my 2017 Inauguration fund disappeared to.
  65. This time, I WILL NOT surrender in the War Against COVID-19.
  66. This time, I WILL listen to the advice of my Intelligence Agencies instead of Putin.
  67. This time, I WILL know that I am also the President of Puerto Rico.
  68. This time, I WILL wear a mask during an air-borne pandemic, and encourage every American to do the same.
  69. This time, I WILL care about the American Citizens in Blue States as well as in Red States.
  70. This time, I WILL NOT refer to my daughter Ivanka, as a “Nice piece of ass”.
  71. This time, I WILL NOT invite people like Ted Nugent to the White House after they say “If you see a Democrat, shoot one”.
  72. This time I WILL NOT invite people like Alex Jones to the White House after they say “There should be a Civil War against Liberals.
  73. This time I WILL NOT support people like Dan Patrick (Lt. Governor of Texas) who say that Senior Citizens should be willing to “Die For The Dow”.
  74. This time I WILL NOT tell people that avoiding Sexually Transmitted Diseases was my own Vietnam.
  75. This time, I WILL will remember that I was hired to Preserve, Protect, and Defend the Constitution of the United States.
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Trump Scoreboard. Still more American Lives, Jobs, and Money to lose. It will be a long 52 days.

Even though Trump lost the 2020 Presidential Election by over SIX (6)) MILLION VOTES, Donald Trump still has 52 more days to damage the United States Of America.

THE TRUMP SCOREBOARD:

Since Donald Trump has taken office, TRUMP’S FAILED LEADERSHIP HAS LOST AMERICA:

SEVEN (7) TRILLION 359 BILLION DOLLARS (Source – U.S. National Debt Clock) Trump’s loss is the most money lost by any Leader of any Country in History, during a four (4) year period.

THREE (3) MILLION 414 THOUSAND AMERICAN JOBS (Source – U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics) Trump is on track to be the 1st American President since Herbert Hoover to leave office with less American Jobs than he inherited when he took office.

272,284 AMERICAN LIVES TO COVID-19 (Source – worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/) Trump remains in 1st Place in the World in Covid-19 Deaths. The United States has 20% of the Total COVID-19 Deaths in the World, while only having 4.2% of the World’s Population. The American people are 4.7 times more likely to die from COVID-19 than the rest of the World’s Population, AND THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TESTING.

TRUMP DID NOT CARE ABOUT SAVING AMERICAN LIVES BEFORE THE ELECTION. HE CERTAINLY IS NOT GOING TO CARE ABOUT SAVING AMERICAN LIVES NOW.

TRUMP FAILED AMERICA

Just Released: The Trump Crime Family Pardon Application

How you answer the questions on the Trump Crime Family Pardon Application will be a key consideration of your request for a “Full Pardon” from Donald Trump. There is a $50,000.00 Trump Crime Family Pardon Application Fee, which must paid before there will be any consideration of your application for a “Full Pardon”.

THE TRUMP CRIME FAMILY PARDON APPLICATION:

Question #1: Do you understand that the $50,000.00 Trump Crime Family Pardon Application Fee is non-refundable even if your application is denied?

Question #2: Acceptance of a Pardon requires an admission of guilt. Are you willing to admit guilt?

Question #3: When you admit guilt, will you state that any crimes you committed were committed at your own discretion, and that no one in the Trump Crime Family asked you to, encouraged you to, or assisted you in the commission your crimes?

Question #4: If your “Full Pardon” is granted, you will lose your 5th Amendment rights, and could be called to testify about any Trump Crime Family criminal activity you were aware of, or were witness to. Are you willing to deny any knowledge of any Trump Crime Family criminal activity when called to testify, even though you many be exposing yourself to possibly being charged and convicted of perjury?

Question #5: If your Trump Crime Family Pardon Application is approved, you will be required to pay another $100,000.00 Trump Crime Family Pardon Processing Fee before your “Full Pardon” will be issued. Are you willing to pay this Processing Fee?

Question # 6: Are you willing to pay $10,000.00 per month to the Trump Crime Family Legal Defense Team, which The Trump Crime Family can use at their own discretion?

NOTES:

All Trump Crime Family Pardon Applications MUST BE RECEIVED BY 1/10/2021.

All Trump Crime Family Pardon Application Fees MUST BE PAID BY 1/10/2021.

All Trump Crime Family Pardon Processing Fees MUST BE PAID BY 1/15/2021.

All Trump Crime Family Pardon Applications received AFTER 1/10/2021 will be subject to an additional $100,000.00 Trump Crime Family Pardon Application Late Fee.

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This blog is fiction, but I would not be surprised if it were true.

Let’s translate Trump’s tweet about the pardon he gave to Foreign Agent (spy) Michael Flynn

Lame-Duck President Donald Trump posted the following tweet, which announced the pardon he issued to Foreign Agent (spy) Michael Flynn. Below this Trump tweet, I have included a more detailed translation of Trump’s tweet.

Translated Trump Tweet:

It is my Great Honor to announce that Foreign Agent (spy) Michael Flynn has been granted a Full Pardon for the crimes he committed against the United States of America, and for his cover-up of those crimes when he lied to the FBI, and obstructed an FBI investigation.

I realize that Foreign Agent (spy) Michael Flynn twice plead guilty to communicating with Russia about my intentions to remove the sanctions President Obama placed on Russia, because of their interference with the 2016 Presidential Election.

I also realize that Foreign Agent (spy) Michael Flynn also twice plead guilty to lying to the FBI and obstructing an FBI investigation, which forced me to fire Michael Flynn as the United States National Security Advisor, which I had no desire to do.

By accepting this Full Pardon from me, Foreign Agent (spy) Michael Flynn is now required to plea guilty a 3rd time for the crimes he committed against the United States of America, which by doing so, this prevents him from using the protection of the 5th Amendment, in the event he is called to testify about any involvement I had in his criminal activity.

Let’s hope that Foreign Agent (spy) Michael Flynn is not called to testify about any involvement I had in his Criminal activity, because he would not be able to hide behind the 5th Amendment, and would be forced to either provide evidence against me, or commit perjury. Unfortunately, if Foreign Agent (spy) Michael Flynn commits perjury and is convicted, I will not be in a position to Pardon him again, since Joe Biden kicked my fat ass in the 2020 Presidential Election.

I hope Foreign Agent (spy) Michael Flynn appreciates the risk I have taken by granting him this Full Pardon, which I had promised him I would do if he plead guilty, and did not expose my involvement in his Criminal activity.

LOCK THEM BOTH UP

Is Donald Trump the woman in “Fatal Attraction” who refused to accept she was dumped.

Why does Donald Trump remind me so much of the woman in the movie “Fatal Attraction” who refused to accept that she had been dumped?

Is it because Trump is attacking everyone?

Is it because Trump continues to believe he won the Election?

Is it because Trump refused to accept that America has chosen someone else?

Is it because Trump is stalking America in every courtroom in the Country?

Is it because Trump is determined to destroy America before he leaves?

Is it because Trump believes if he cannot have America, no one else can?

Is it because Trump’s fragile EGO cannot process being rejected by over 80 Million Americans?

Is it because Trump cannot admit he failed America?

Is it because of Trump’s history of throwing childish temper tantrums?

Is it because Trump is mentally a few cards short of a full deck?

Did Trump send this letter to Putin?

Dear President Vladimir Putin,

As an expression of my thanks to you for everything you, and your Country have done for me, I want you to be aware of the following action I have taken:

Effective immediately, I have withdrawn the United States from the “Open Skies Surveillance Treaty”. As you know, the “Open Skies Surveillance Treaty” allowed the United States to fly reconnaissance missions over Russia, and provide the U.S. with surveillance of Russian Military activity.

This agreement was not a problem while I was President of the United States, because as we both know, if I had been warned of any Russian Military buildup on the border of any other Country, I would have ignored it.

However, we both know that Joe Biden does not love Russia the way that I do. Russia does not hold the leverage over Joe Biden as they do me, and if Biden is warned of a Russian Military buildup, he will react to it. My decision to withdraw the United States from the “Open Skies Surveillance Treaty”, will protect you, and Russia from this U.S. surveillance.

After withdrawing the U.S. from the “Open Skies Surveillance Treaty”, I then feared that Joe Biden would rejoin the “Open Skies Surveillance Treaty”, once taking office. To prevent this, I have taken steps to make this extremely difficult for him to do so, by ordering the destruction of all of the OC-135B Air Force reconnaissance planes which were developed, and equipped for the specific purpose of providing surveillance of Russia.

Now, not only has the United Stated withdrawn from the “Open Skies Surveillance Treaty” they no longer even have the planes required for the surveillance of Russia.

I hope you are satisfied with these actions I have taken. Please send me a list of everything you would like me to do before I leave office.

Sincerely,

Donald J. Trump aka Lame Duck President, Lame Duck Donald, Lame Duck Trump, Lame Donald Duck Trump, Impeached Trump, Impeached Donald Trump, Trump the Lying King, Trump the Tax Cheat

TRUMP IS MAKING PUTIN PROUD AGAIN

Letter Trump probably sent to Putin, which included a special parting gift.

Dear President Vladimir Putin,

As an expression of my thanks to you for everything you, and your Country have done for me, I want you to be aware of the following action I have taken:

Effective immediately, I have withdrawn the United States from the “Open Skies Surveillance Treaty”. As you know, the “Open Skies Surveillance Treaty” allowed the United States to fly reconnaissance missions over Russia, and provide the U.S. with surveillance of Russian Military activity.

This agreement was not a problem while I was President of the United States, because as we both know, if I had been warned of any Russian Military buildup on the border of any other Country, I would have ignored it.

However, we both know that Joe Biden does not love Russia the way that I do. Russia does not hold the leverage over Joe Biden as they do me, and if Biden is warned of a Russian Military buildup, he will react to it. My decision to withdraw the United States from the “Open Skies Surveillance Treaty”, will protect you, and Russia from this U.S. surveillance.

After withdrawing the U.S. from the “Open Skies Surveillance Treaty”, I then feared that Joe Biden would rejoin the “Open Skies Surveillance Treaty”, once taking office. To prevent this, I have taken steps to make this extremely difficult for him to do so, by ordering the destruction of all of the OC-135B Air Force reconnaissance planes which were developed, and equipped for the specific purpose of providing surveillance of Russia.

Now, not only has the United Stated withdrawn from the “Open Skies Surveillance Treaty” they no longer even have the planes required for the surveillance of Russia.

I hope you are satisfied with these actions I have taken. Please send me a list of everything you would like me to do before I leave office.

Sincerely,

Donald J. Trump aka Lame Duck President, Lame Duck Donald, Lame Duck Trump, Lame Donald Duck Trump, Impeached Trump, Impeached Donald Trump, Trump the Lying King, Trump the Tax Cheat

TRUMP IS MAKING PUTIN PROUD AGAIN

With Trump facing Criminal Charges, and his Ego shattered, is Trump under Suicide Watch?

We know that Donald Trump’s EGO is the ANESTHETIC which he uses to deaden the pain of his stupidity. The 2020 Presidential Election results, however, have dealt a serious blow to his already fragile EGO.

Trump’s recovery from this defeat be very difficult, since he still refuses to even accept the fact that he has lost. At some point, as more and more of his friends, and his allies tell him he has lost, the loss will sink in, but it will be devastating for his EGO to accept. Especially since we know he is fearing the real possibility of facing Criminal charges, since he will no longer be in office. In fact, many people believe the only reason he ran for re-election was to avoid being Criminally prosecuted.

All Trump has in his life is his EGO. His EGO allows him to fantasize about how great a business man he is, how great a President he is, how loved he is by the American People, how brilliant he is, and how he Made America Great Again.

During the 2020 Campaign, Trump mussed about what he would do if he lost to Joe Biden. His exact words were ” Can you imagine If I lost to Joe Biden? What would I do? Joe Biden is the worst Politician in History. I might have to leave the Country.”

Now Trump has to accept that he lost to the “Worst Politician in History” Trump has to accept that more voters voted AGAINST him than any other Presidential Candidate in American History. Trump has to accept that over 80 MILLION VOTERS wants him out of office, and did not believe that he “Made America Great Again”

Trump is a legend in his own mind. He might be the only person in the world who can masturbate while thinking about himself.

Can his EGO recover from this huge defeat? While Trump may never admit that he lost the election, he knows he lost, his EGO knows he lost, and his EGO is the only thing Trump has, so one needs to ask:

IS DONALD TRUMP UNDER SUICIDE WATCH BECAUSE HE LOST THE ELECTION AND MAY BE FACING CRIMINAL PROSECUTION?

SHOULD HE BE, FOR HIS OWN SAFETY?